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Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are.
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projectendo:

This came to me like lightning outta the blue

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leagueofvictory:

My team coach posted a video on the support metagame, super informative!

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

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pastelgothic:

five nights at freddy’s

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askarashiselacs:

zanreosauce:

mooncactus:

tofferton:

moon-over-june:

lothie:

xdmoneyx:

amidstthebloodshed:

Grow up.

I can’t stand when people fish.  Period.

I can’t stand fish.

I can’t stand.

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I can.

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Can.

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CA

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And now we’re back to not being able to stand fish

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ikimaru:

and nobody went to sleep after that

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wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

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8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

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softchilton:

dopafiend:

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~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

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"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

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