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bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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toastloaf:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

i haven’t seen this picture in YEARS i am so excited

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britzophrenia:

WHY WOULD YOU OH MY GOD

WOOOOOOOOW

noooooooo

yall overreacting it’s just an anime

AND YOU ARE HEARTLESS

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friggilywiggily:

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conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

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princeowl:

bioshock infinite: horseverse

Oh my god

Oh my God.

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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

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deportredmayne:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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wir-sind-die-sweagar:

TOO FUCKING BAD THE DAMN CLOUDS ARE IN THE FUCKING WAY SO I CANT SEE THE MOON OR INVADE THE WATER TRIBE

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glooptastic:

glooptastic:

MMM GR4P3S! >:]

Someone requested eriter/ teridan as a rare pair, and to honestly say, it’s kind of adorable. :) I could get behind this pair haha

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THAT SHOULD BE MY FACED GETTING LICKED DAMMIT

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rpg2692:

I don’t care if it’s old, this post still puts me on a laughing coma. 

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